August 2011
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.
Reblogging this…..
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher says, "They? Who's they?"
“Ho, they is whoever I say they is!”
I hate when I'm laughing, and then people mock the way I laugh.
That awkward moment when you're with your friend
and they start kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend so you’re just like:
I hate when friends come over and ask "You got a bathroom'' and i'm like
No, we crap outside…
That awkward moment when Bruno Mars can’t catch a grenade for you because he’s having a lazy day
The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you start laughing..
That awkward moment when it's your birthday and some bitch blows out your birthday candle
When you spot a hidden camera,
When you drop your phone on your face
That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you
7:00am on a school day:
5:00am on the weekends:
Seeing who your Ex "replaced" you with
That awkward moment when everyone has an iphone.
And I’m just sitting there like
That awkward moment when two people start kissing right in front of you
And you’re just sitting there like
When i'm bored, no one texts me, when i'm busy, suddenly I become the most popular person on earth.
When someone has a rubberband and points that shit at you
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time
The moment when you're reading in class and there's a word you can't pronounce so you just mumble something and pass it but then that one annoying person stops and corrects you and you're just like:
'Your homework this week will be_______'
‘and It’s due tomorrow’
When I'm watching t.v. and someone stands right in front of me
I just wanna be like
"You can't love a celebrity, you don't actually know them..."
I have a sixpack. Of crayons.
That feeling you get after you leave a really good blog
Whenever I go to the gym:
Everyone else:
Me:
That awkward moment when you decide to look at someone and he/she is already looking at you
I saw something that reminded me of you...but don't worry, I flushed the toilet and washed my hands
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn't steal anything
When I wake up in the middle of the night to get water, I always feel like there's someone following me.
When you open a pack of gum in class
When you're in school and you touch a peice of gum under your desk by mistake
That awkward moment when someone that weighs approximately 7 pounds says they're fat or need to lose weight.
And I’m over here like
When you just can't sleep and you have to wake up early tomorrow.
When You Finally get a Moment ALONE with Your CRUSH and Someone Walks In!
That awkward moment when all of your teachers decide to give homework on the same night
My homework brings all the asians to the yard and they're like 'it wasn't that hard'
When on a laptop:
And this shows up:
And you’re like:
But then a couple minutes later this shows up:
And you run to get your charger like:
When someone cuts into the letters on your cake
When someone takes my Ipod and says my music sucks
When tumblr attacks...
ME: DAMNIT TUMBLR; IGOT SHIIT TO DO!!
TUMBLR: BITCH U AINT GOIN NOWHERE!
